Change is here! Presenting President Barack Obama! No more song and dance! Way to go, America! OR Here's some straight talk . . . Presenting President John McCain! No more song and dance! Way to go, America!
Nothing makes me hotter than the warmth of your breath on my neck The stroke of your hand along my leg The tickle of your tongue around my ear And the sweet surrender of my body to yours. I cant remember life without you and I dont want to. I Love You
I'm thinkin' about you and hope you're thinkin' about me. So I guess I'm thinkin' about you thinkin' about me. And I wonder if you're thinking about me thinking about you Cause now Im thinking about you thinking about me thinkin' about you. So I'm thinkin' about you thinking about me thinking about you when I'm not just thinkin' about you. And I think about you thinkin' about me thinking about you or if you're just thinking about me. I was just thinking about you. (I think)
Few things in nature mesmerize me more Than the sight of the first fallen leaf of autumn As it flutters listlessly to the earth below, I ponder the inevitable change of seasons And the promise of the weeks ahead But mostly, I think about that lazy leaf And why it couldnt hang on for one more day. I mean, all the other leaves did it. Why couldnt he? Its not like hes single handedly staving off winter But it couldnt hurt, you know... One more day of summer. What a jerk. I hope someone steps on him. Anyway, have a great autumn . . .
Friends make the world go 'round Too many cocktails make the room go 'round. We already know what kind of friend you are (The BEST), but what we need to find out is What Drink Are You? My favorite place to drink is on vacation at a sports bar at a party at a club at home What am I usually thinking the day after a night out? I overslept! I cant believe they blew that game. I cant believe I did that. How did I get that bruise? My girlfriends are the best. Drinking makes me pee relaxed chatty less inhibited stupid My favorite reality show is about cars fashion home makeovers island survival travel adventures The saying I most relate to is A purse full of credit cards is a terrible thing to waste. Happiness is a state of wine. Its five oclock somewhere Wine is fine but liquors quicker Theres no I in team. My drink of choice is best paired with cheese peanuts beer chaser fruit slices finger foods My fantasy job is resort owner a professional coach designer renowned author bounty hunter I drink to celebrate unwind escape let loose get drunk The drinking song I like to sing along to Tequila Sunrise by The Eagles Red, Red Wine by UB40 All My Rowdy Friends are Coming Over Tonight by Hank Williams Jr Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffet Captain Jack by Billy Joel Youre a Beer! Beer Here! Down to earth and friendly, youre the kind of person whos everyones friend. Whether youre cheering for your favorite team or hanging out with your best friends, the good times are always better whenever youre there. Youre a Primo Vino Salut! Like a fine wine, your taste is unequaled. You enjoy good food and casual get-togethers with friends where the laughter flows as freely as the alcohol. You have a way of making others feel at home. Youre a Cosmo! Carrie Bradshaw didnt have anything on you! A Cosmopolitan isnt just a drink its a lifestyle! Hip and fashionable, youre always the first to kick your sexy heels and enjoy a night out with the girls. Youre a shot! Straightforward and intense, youre not one for all that frou-frou stuff that interferes with good, old-fashioned drinkin. Why mess around with all those unnecessary ounces that take you away off the barstool and into the bathroom? Youre a Tropical Drink Exotic and adventurous, youre not one to sit around and daydream. Why fantasize about tropical destinations when you can just as easily pack your bags and take the next flight out? Lifes a beach and you have the little umbrellas in your drinks to prove it. Having you for a friend Ill drink to that! Another round?