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Funny Valentine's Day eCards
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- Greetings, greetings — it’s our big day, Pink hearts filled with tasty treats. We’re frosted and sprinkled in colorful jimmies, Now that’s what we call “good eats!” We dare you — resist us, We’ll parade around, in our finest foils and lace. Truffles and caramels and soft, gooey centers, Oooh, we’ll melt all over your face. So, enjoy us — enjoy us, There’s nothing better than a box of delicious sweets. Especially today — Happy Valentine’s Day, Don’t fret about your expanding, ahem, seat.
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- The Official Valentine's Day Test. This exam is designed to test your knowledge of Valentine's Day, as well as your attitude toward this particular holiday. Happy Valentine's Day!
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- Once upon a time, in a land far away, there was a handsome man who appreciated women for their minds. A man who preferred brains and a sense of humor over a roll in the hay, a man in search of commitment... Thought you might enjoy a good fairy tale on Valentine's Day!
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- Cupid wants to wish you a happy Valentine’s Day! For God’s sake, humor the little freak so he’ll fly away. (Talk about creepy . . .)
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- It's Valentine's Day, and I have a confession to make… Lately I've been having impure, lusty thoughts about you doing kinky, UNMENTIONABLE things to my body. I'm so ashamed Why, I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to tie me up, take me over your knee, and spank me naked, quivering buttocks. Happy Valentine's Day!
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- free
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- N=374667+374007
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- And now, it’s time for ASK CUPID, starring everybody’s favorite God of Love, CUPID! Hey, out there you lovers, sweethearts, suitors, wooers, and swains. Swains? What the heck’s a swain? Did I say that? It’s your old buddy Cupid here. Are you looking for that special someone? Some hunk or honey you can…you know. You KNOW what I’m talkin’ about. Or maybe you want give your current relationship a little extra… Well, you’ve come to the right place. Cause I got the answers to your questions d’amour. That means “of love.” Let’s see what’s in the ol’ mailbag, shall we? Hmm. Lance from Los Angeles writes: “Dear Cupid, My girlfriend’s measurements are 38-24-36. She’s tall and blonde and beautiful wants me to move into her mansion with her and her twin sister. I don’t know what to do. Can you help?” Yeah, Lance. I can help. Run! Run as fast as you can away from that situation! It’s not healthy. And send me your girlfriend’s phone number. I want to give her a piece of my… (slide whistle SFX) mind. MIND. I said MIND! (looks around, worried) Who’s next? Candy from Kentucky writes: “Dear Cupid, My husband thinks he’s a Chihuahua. What can I do?” Chihuahua, huh? Okay. One more. Let’s see… Someone named Deedee from Des Moines writes: “Dear Cupid, I’m in love, but I’m not sure my love loves me, or even knows I’m in love. I’d love to love my love and would love to be loved. I love love. How do I find love?” Geez. I’m the freakin’ GOD of Love, and you’re making ME sick. Listen, Deedee, if that’s your real name, you don’t find love; love finds you. Sit back, and I’ll see what I can do. Okay? Geez. So that’s it for now. But Valentine’s Day is coming, and you may see me in YOUR neighborhood. I may even come to see YOU. And then maybe YOU could… Happy Valentine’s Day!
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- False
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- Happy Valentine's Day from the both of us.
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- Talking eCard
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- Talking eCards SAY what you WRITE
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- Valentine's Day Stinks!
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- Attention! Attention! We're now in for a treat: A few members of the class are going to give a little Valentine's Day performance . . . V is for this very special day. A for all the sweets comin' our way. L is for the love we're gonna spread. E for every candy heart in red. N is for nummy chocolate-covered kisses. T as in those --- chewy gummy fishes. I is easy: I love peanut-butter cups. N for 'nilla ice cream and sweet, sticky syrups. E --- it's all edible, colored hearts as hard as teeth. S for smooth white-chocolate with raspberry down beneath. D for do you like our Valentine's Day song? A --- See this candy? We can eat it all day long. Yippeeeee!
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- N=374667+374007
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- Sometimes I take great pride in making a perfect match . . . And sometimes I just like shooting people in the butt with a sharp arrow. YES! Happy Valentine's Day
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- N=374667+374007
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- Cupid… for years, he's been a pain in your rear end. Continue. Now it's time to return the favor! Continue. Use your mouse to move your crosshair, and click to launch arrows at Cupid's butt! START. You got him __ times- way to go! Here's hoping your Valentine's Day isn't a pain in the butt!
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- Sending you all my love. Happy Valentine's Day.
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- Valentine, when you took my heart away… …I knew I was guilty of love. Happy Valentine's Day (By the way, I'm keeping the handcuffs.)
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- Click me happy Valentine's Day! Thought you'd enjoy a flashy Valentine's Day greeting!
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- N=374667+374007
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- Talking eCards SAY what you WRITE
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