Easter Bunnies, we are Easter Bunnies
Easter bunnies, that is what we are.
Easter candy, we bring Easter candy
Easter candy...
I got some in my car!
Chocolate eggs and jelly beans
The finest Easter Day cuisine
Chocolate eggs
jelly beans
Easter Day
fine cuisine
O-o-o-o-oh...
Easter Bunnies, we are Easter Bunnies
We hop along the Bunny Trail right into your backyard.
Easter Bunnies, we are pink and fuzzy
Pink and fuzzy, and we have big ears.
Easter candy, we bring Easter candy
Easter candy...
We chose this for careers!
Easter baskets, colored eggs
We hop around on bunny legs
Easter baskets
colored eggs
Hop around
bunny legs
Chocolate eggs
jelly beans
Easter Day
fine cuisine
O-o-o-o-oh...
Easter Bunnies, we are Easter Bunnies
Easter bunnies, that is what we are.
Have you seen the Easter Bunny, The Easter Bunny, the Easter Bunny. Have you seen the Easter Bunny, Who lives on Bunny Trail? Do I turn left or right? Yes, weve seen the Easter Bunny, The Easter Bunny, the Easter Bunny. Yes, weve seen the Easter Bunny, And his fluffy tail. Actually, it looked kind of frizzy this year. I think he got a perm. Yes, we have seen the Easter Bunny. As Easter eggs, we are bound by tradition. Every year, the Easter Bunny delivers us in baskets to locations around the world. He hides us in easy-to-find places for young children amid the jellybeans and chocolate figurines. Indeed, we have seen the Easter Bunny. He is our gateway to the world, our very purpose in life, the meaning behind our existence, our raison detre, if you will . . . Ahem. In any event . . . We hope you see the Easter Bunny, The Easter Bunny, the Easter Bunny. We hope you see the Easter Bunny, And your Easters swell. Happy Easter!
One evening on the bunny trail with cotton tails a-hoppin
I saw a ragged bunny, his big ears were a-floppin
But he smiled a big old smile although he coulda blown a gasket
He said Im happy cause I got to see the Easter Candy Basket.
In the Easter Candy Basket, theres lots of jelly beans
Theyre yellow, red, and purple, white, and orange and green,
Some of them weigh twenty pounds, some are big as bricks,
But youll eat a lot, no matter what,
Prepare to increase the size of your butt
From the Easter Candy Basket.
In the Easter Candy Basket, youll see marshmallow chicks
You chew their little heads off, and youll need lots of toothpicks.
The eggs are solid chocolate, their shells are made of gold.
Oh the bunnies and the hens are chocolate friends
Theyre neatly all contained in cellophane, (cont.)
Youll eat them without thinking of the weigh youll gain.
You feel nauseated, but you cant abstain,
Better get ready for abdominal pain
From the Easter Candy Basket.
When it's time for springtime flowers. And Easter baskets, too. It's time to make this special wish for someone nice as you. Have a wonderful Easter and Springtime.
That was Quality Control. For some reason, theyre noticing an increase in missing ears in the chocolate bunny production. Its Easter celebrate big time!
When theres trouble incubating When the bad guys crouched and waiting When the times gone for debating And its too late for you to call your cousin Dont let your Easter day be spoiled When in a quandary youre embroiled Call on those who are hard-boiled Like the Eggs-cellent Half Dozen! Albu-Man Shelly EggStatic Yolko Ovum The Mighty Egguinox and The Eggualizer So if you cracked your eggs for hiding Or chocolate makes your hips start widening Call these Yolk Heroes not just some dyed thing Theyre the Eggs-Cellent Half Dozen The Eggs-cellent Half Dozen! Have an Eggs-Cellent Easter!
Start spreadin' the news -- I'mm hoppin' your way -- with jellybeans and chocolate -- It's Easter time! -- My wintery blues -- have melted away!-- Spring makes me want to sing and dance -- It's Easter time! -- If I have an egg to spare, -- I'll give you more to share. -- Yes, here I come -- It's Easter time! -- Happy Easter
I think about you when I wake up...
and then when I take a shower (especially in the shower)...
and when I'm working (supposed to be working)...
and when I'm doing laundry (especially the underwear)...
and I really, really think about you when I go to bed.
But I can stop whenever I want (I think).
Happy Easter to the one I love.