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- Oooh, I can tell by the spooky moon Halloween is comin' soon Werewolves howwwwwwwwl and run around Zombies crawl up from underground Witchin' night is almost here and you don't got a thing to fear Don't you know that… I heard it in the grave yard Havin' fun just ain't that hard Oooh, I heard it in the grave yard Time to stroll out from the boulevard Mummy, mummy yeah I know that roaming the streets at night Could cause some folks to get a fright. Ooooh, I heard it in the grave yard Havin' fun just ain't that hard Ooooh, I heard it in the grave yard Time to stroll out from the boulevard Mummy, mummy yeah Candy corn and other sweets will fill my bag with lots of treats. Hope Your Halloween Is Frightfully Happy!
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- Getting old Getting old Getting old today Count the years Face the truth What’s your body say? Stretch you back Crack your neck How you feel today? Getting old… Getting old today Seen my keys? Ow, my knees! Why’s the print so small? Hard to see Have to pee And that isn’t all – First I’m hot Then I’m cold Now I can’t recall What I said… Oh, the hell with it all… Make a wish! Blow out the candles on your cake and don’t leave anything to chance Cross your legs! Cause when you’re laughing you don’t want to accidently wet your pants. Forget about Calories and carbohydrates -- all the stuff that makes you fat Eat some cake The only clothing you will fit in later will just be your hat. Have a good Have a good Have a good Birthday That is all That is all That I have to say I’ll repeat One more time Therefore, if I may… Have a good Have a good Birthday!
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- Rustling leaves, whispering winds, excitement in the air... It must be time for Halloween - there's magic everywhere. Click on the trees. Click on the sun. Click on the scarecrow. Click on the sheets. Happy Halloween
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- Happy Birthday Wishing you . . . All the special joys that life can bring, and always — the best of everything!
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- Keep way back, I’m not your meal, Plan another menu, Hear my appeal. You can’t gobble me On Thanksgiving Day, Why not eat tofu, Feed yourself the vegan way. No, you can’t gobble me, Try as you may, Fill-up on veggies, Have yourself a deli tray Why can’t I find a place To live in peace, Where I’m not a part of Someone’s Thanksgiving feast. Don’t want my giblets touched, Don’t want my drumsticks gnawed, You know we turkeys think That’s a major faux pas. Hear my appeal . . . You can’t gobble me On Thanksgiving Day, Why not eat tofu, Feed yourself the vegan way . . . No, you can’t gobble me, Try as you may, Fill-up on veggies, Have yourself a deli tray Hope you have a supremely Happy Thanksgiving!
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- Change is here! Presenting President Barack Obama! No more song and dance! Way to go, America!
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- Happy Halloween! Add your own photo or the photos of others to make a funny and personalized Halloween greeting!
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- 'Well, I never!' 'You little freak!”' TAG appears: (version for Democrats:) Don’t be a McPain this Halloween . . . (version for Republicans:) Don’t find yourself between Barack and a hard place this Halloween . . . Hope it’s happy!
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- just so excited it's your birthday!
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- We’re vampires, we’re monstrous blood-sucking undead, So let’s laugh, let’s celebrate, let’s toast to Halloween… In life you go round only once, someone said, But it wasn’t us or our zombie friends who will eat your spleen. Some think it’s all about the Trick or Treating, Going door to door in the darkness of night, To us it makes more sense just meeting To get together for a quick bite… The townsfolk with torches are all nervous wrecks They have garlic and wooden stakes but they have to live in fear So let’s sink our fangs into some peasant necks and rejoice that Halloween is finally here. Here! Here! Halloween’s finally here! Here! Here! Into hearts let’s strike fear! It is here let’s strike fear fangs will bite cause tonight’s HALLOWEEN! Hope Your Halloween’s a Classic!
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- Build a monster. Watch him dance.
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- Change is here! Presenting President Barack Obama! No more song and dance! Way to go, America! OR Here's some straight talk . . . Presenting President John McCain! No more song and dance! Way to go, America!
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- Wishing you a happy Thanksgiving and a bountiful year.
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- Happy Boss’s Day from the best, hardest-working employee in the world! Whaddya mean, who’s this card from?
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- All hail! The Big Cheese! Happy Boss's Day!
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- U can't stuff this U can't stuff this U can't stuff this U can't stuff this My, my, my, my ladies think I’m so hot Makes me think it’s time to trot and strut around the farm Cuz this hayseed here can’t do me harm Feels good when you know you're down A super Tom turkey they can’t sell by the pound And I'm known as such And this is one tur-key you can't stuff (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) U can’t stuff this I told you farmboy, u can't stuff this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Yeah, I’ll keep on livin' and ya know, u can't stuff this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Put down the roasting pan, u can't stuff this Break it down! Stop! Turkey time! I’m fresh and juicy You like that comin’ here with a recipe So move out of my face And get a big meal some other place for Thanksgiving hold on I’m plump but I’m fit and I know what’s going on Like that, like that Baby, I’m a Free-Range Cadillac So you know, for you I’m too much And this is one tur-key, you can't stuff (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Put down the seasonings. U can’t stuff this. (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Hands off my giblets, u can’t stuff this Wanna piece o’ me, sucker? U can’t stuff this. Can’t Stuff This!
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