Friends make the world go 'round Too many cocktails make the room go 'round. We already know what kind of friend you are (The BEST), but what we need to find out is What Drink Are You? My favorite place to drink is on vacation at a sports bar at a party at a club at home What am I usually thinking the day after a night out? I overslept! I cant believe they blew that game. I cant believe I did that. How did I get that bruise? My girlfriends are the best. Drinking makes me pee relaxed chatty less inhibited stupid My favorite reality show is about cars fashion home makeovers island survival travel adventures The saying I most relate to is A purse full of credit cards is a terrible thing to waste. Happiness is a state of wine. Its five oclock somewhere Wine is fine but liquors quicker Theres no I in team. My drink of choice is best paired with cheese peanuts beer chaser fruit slices finger foods My fantasy job is resort owner a professional coach designer renowned author bounty hunter I drink to celebrate unwind escape let loose get drunk The drinking song I like to sing along to Tequila Sunrise by The Eagles Red, Red Wine by UB40 All My Rowdy Friends are Coming Over Tonight by Hank Williams Jr Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffet Captain Jack by Billy Joel Youre a Beer! Beer Here! Down to earth and friendly, youre the kind of person whos everyones friend. Whether youre cheering for your favorite team or hanging out with your best friends, the good times are always better whenever youre there. Youre a Primo Vino Salut! Like a fine wine, your taste is unequaled. You enjoy good food and casual get-togethers with friends where the laughter flows as freely as the alcohol. You have a way of making others feel at home. Youre a Cosmo! Carrie Bradshaw didnt have anything on you! A Cosmopolitan isnt just a drink its a lifestyle! Hip and fashionable, youre always the first to kick your sexy heels and enjoy a night out with the girls. Youre a shot! Straightforward and intense, youre not one for all that frou-frou stuff that interferes with good, old-fashioned drinkin. Why mess around with all those unnecessary ounces that take you away off the barstool and into the bathroom? Youre a Tropical Drink Exotic and adventurous, youre not one to sit around and daydream. Why fantasize about tropical destinations when you can just as easily pack your bags and take the next flight out? Lifes a beach and you have the little umbrellas in your drinks to prove it. Having you for a friend Ill drink to that! Another round?
Hugs Hugs can tell you its okay to be yourself. Hugs can tease you out of your too-serious moments. Hugs can show someones listening even when youre not making any sense. Hugs can comfort your little-kid needs and give you hope that things will be all better someday soon. Hugs can let you know theres someone you can count on in this world. Sending you a little hug with lots of love.
What Is Friendship? Its sharing your greatest joys and deepest hurts. Its revealing your wildest dreams and secrets of the soul Its expressing yourself with heartfelt words and understood silences. Its counting on each other when times are tough Its sharing stories of your past and your hopes for tomorrow and it means so much to share it all with someone like you. Thank You For Being Such a Wonderful Friend, (RECEIVER)
The storm passed as suddenly
as it had started,
and I found myself
in the most glorious sunshine.
I felt like God was sending a promise
for better things to come.
Ellie Braun-Haley (adapted)
Just behind those clouds
theres a sunbeam waiting
to shine on you!
Hang in There
Don't come near me, 'cause I'm on fire. My head is hot, I'm about to expire. Don't you know that I'm burning in a fiery abyss. How unfair men don't experience this! I'm downing hormone medication. My sheets are wet with perspiration. You think I'm riding the crazy train, If I bite off your head, I plea temporarily insane. I'm burning up! I'm burning up, burning up for no cause! I'm burning up, breaking all natural laws! I'm burning up, suff'ring from menopause! Menopause! Menopause. Sooner or later, every woman gets there.