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Funny Friendship eCards
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- Darwin in a singles bar. "Look, I already told you. No! I do NOT want to get evolved in a relationship! Now get lost! Men. They're all apes!"
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- 1
- Customer Type
- free
- Path
- N=374456+374007
- Is New?
- True
- Mature Content
- 0
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- Talking eCard
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- False
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- Talking eCards SAY what you WRITE
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- 1
- Customer Type
- free
- Path
- N=374456+374007
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- 0
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- card type
- Animated
- large preview
- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3114134r.gif
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- True
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- And you said they wouldn't notice our thongs! Just a little something to crack you up today.
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- 1
- Customer Type
- free
- Path
- N=374456+374007
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- 0
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- card type
- Talking eCard
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- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3085688r.gif
- Quick Send
- False
- Card Message
- Talking eCards SAY what you WRITE
- Price
- 1
- Customer Type
- free
- Path
- N=374456+374007
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- 0
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- card type
- Animated
- large preview
- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3121999r.gif
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- True
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- Don't come near me, 'cause I'm on fire. My head is hot, I'm about to expire. Don't you know that I'm burning in a fiery abyss. How unfair men don't experience this! I'm downing hormone medication. My sheets are wet with perspiration. You think I'm riding the crazy train, If I bite off your head, I plea temporarily insane. I'm burning up! I'm burning up, burning up for no cause! I'm burning up, breaking all natural laws! I'm burning up, suff'ring from menopause! Menopause! Menopause. Sooner or later, every woman gets there.
- Price
- 1
- Customer Type
- free
- Path
- N=374456+374007
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- 0
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- card type
- Animated
- large preview
- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3126724r.gif
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- True
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- If I could, I’d find a fairy godmother with a magical wand and combat boots so that she could grant your wishes and kick the crap out of anything that tried to get in the way of your happiness. But in the meantime, I got your back.
- Price
- 1
- Customer Type
- free
- Path
- N=374456+374007
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- 0
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- large preview
- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3143587r.gif
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- False
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- Thank You For making my life so colorful!
- Price
- 1
- Customer Type
- free
- Path
- N=374456+374007
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- 0
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- card type
- Animated
- large preview
- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3066708r.gif
- Quick Send
- True
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- The threat is real. In homes across the world…At any moment…Without warning…Renegade hormones can ATTACK! That's why the Homelife Security PMS Advisory System was developed. The Homelife Security PMS Advisory System is designed to help often-complacent males recognize the PMS warning signs and become better prepared in the event of an attack. SEVERE - Secure objects that may be thrown. - Hide all sharp implements. - Hide yourself. - Close windows (so that neighbors can't hear ranting, raving, and crying) - Be prepared to flee at a moment's notice. HIGH - Expect wild mood swings. - Bloating may cause attacks on closets, drawers, and significant others. - Keeping your mouth shut is a solid contingency plan. - Stock large quantities of chocolate. ELEVATED - You may think it's only "that time," but PMS attacks can occur spontaneously. - Avoid flip comments and lame attempts at humor. - Approach with caution. - Be prepared for general weepiness. - Memorize escape routes. GUARDED - Hormones happen. - You can relax somewhat, but it's wise to be on guard! - Review emergency procedures. - Practice protective responses such us ducking and groveling. LOW - The evil twin has disappeared.(That was sooo last week) - Things are calm and normal behavior patterns reestablished. - Apologies are accepted and all is well - for now! Just remember - hormones are out there, AND THEY KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! No cause for alarm - Just saying "Hi."
- Price
- 1
- Customer Type
- free
- Path
- N=374456+374007
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- 0
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- card type
- Animated
- large preview
- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3101665r.gif
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- True
- Card Message
- Our pets often know more about life than we do.
- Price
- 1
- Customer Type
- free
- Path
- N=374456+374007
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- 0
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- card type
- Animated
- large preview
- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3120729r.gif
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- True
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- Unlike you...The mirror is not always my best friend.
- Price
- 1
- Customer Type
- free
- Path
- N=374456+374007
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- 0
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- card type
- Animated
- large preview
- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3021013r.gif
- Quick Send
- True
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- Do your boobs hang low do they wobble to and fro can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier, do your boobs hang low. That song is not so funny anymore!
- Price
- 1
- Customer Type
- free
- Path
- N=374456+374007
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- 0
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- card type
- Postcard
- large preview
- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3090781r.gif
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- False
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- Friends like you make life easier.
- Price
- 1
- Customer Type
- free
- Path
- N=374456+374007
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- 0
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- card type
- Animated
- large preview
- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3098576r.gif
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- True
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- Find out what a guy thinks according to our bra size! Hope your day's not a bust!
- Price
- 1
- Customer Type
- free
- Path
- N=374456+374007
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- 0
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- card type
- Animated
- large preview
- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3105167r.gif
- Quick Send
- True
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- No matter how crazy my life gets I know you'll be there… and when it's your turn to lose it… you can count on me. We're so screwed if it happens at the same time.
- Price
- 1
- Customer Type
- free
- Path
- N=374456+374007
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- 0
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- card type
- large preview
- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3137353r.gif
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- False
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- To a true masterpiece. Thanks for being a great friend.
- Price
- 1
- Customer Type
- free
- Path
- N=374456+374007
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- 0
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- card type
- large preview
- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3140389r.gif
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- False
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- I just...wanted to say it's no accident...that we're friends.
- Price
- 1
- Customer Type
- free
- Path
- N=374456+374007
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- 0
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