Getting old Getting old Getting old today Count the years Face the truth Whats your body say? Stretch you back Crack your neck How you feel today? Getting old Getting old today Seen my keys? Ow, my knees! Whys the print so small? Hard to see Have to pee And that isnt all First Im hot Then Im cold Now I cant recall What I said Oh, the hell with it all Make a wish! Blow out the candles on your cake and dont leave anything to chance Cross your legs! Cause when youre laughing you dont want to accidently wet your pants. Forget about Calories and carbohydrates -- all the stuff that makes you fat Eat some cake The only clothing you will fit in later will just be your hat. Have a good Have a good Have a good Birthday That is all That is all That I have to say Ill repeat One more time Therefore, if I may Have a good Have a good Birthday!
What Is a Special Friend? A special friend is a friend who shares, one who listens, one who cares . . . One who's quick to lend a hand, to ease a hurt, to understand . . . A special friend is a blending of loyalty and cheer and love . . . Faith and trust and kindness, too -- in short, it's someone just like you! Happy Birthday
Man, I miss Sparky. He was a good dude . . . Match No. 2: Yeah, but he was doing what he loved its better to burn out than fade away . . . With a snap of the fingers, A scuff and a spark, Another year passes, An occasion we mark. We set candles blazin, Its our duty we do, To honor your birth, A day thats special to you. Gonna light the wick, On your bi-i-i-i-rthday! Just a little flick, On your bi-i-i-i-rthday! Add a big, ol kick, On your bi-i-i-i-rthday! We may lose our heads, But its part of the deal, To set ourselves glowin, For the whole b-day spiel. Gonna light the wick, On your bi-i-i-i-rthday! Just a little flick, On your bi-i-i-i-rthday! Add a big, ol kick, On your bi-i-i-i-rthday! Happy Birthday!
Dare all your dreams Always believe in yourself Uncover hidden talents Go on adventures Have fun and be happy Treasure tiny miracles Embrace life Reach for the stars May all your dreams come true, today and always. Happy Birthday to Wonderful You
Dear Son, Ever since you were born, I worried and wondered about whether or not I was being the best parent I could be. Did I make you feel important? Did we find enough time for the little things that live on in happy memories like laughter, and hugs, and just-between-us moments? And, even when we disagreed, did you always know I loved you? If I didnt always find a way to say it, I hope I always showed it Im proud to be your parent, and I love you, Son. Happy Birthday
Thinking of You on Your Birthday, Brother We sometimes go so long without touching base with each other I guess were both busy with our day-to-day responsibilities. But still, I want you to know how often I think about you and how much I enjoy the times we do have the chance to talk. Youll always be very important to me, and Ill always be grateful that youre my brother. Have a Happy Birthday
For A Special Mom More beautiful than all the flowers that blossom is the heart of a loving mother. Thinking warm thoughts of you, Mom, and wishing you a day thats as special as you are! Happy Birthday
It all adds up! Count on the numbers to unlock the secrets the future holds. The numbers know! Please enter the month and date of your birth here and I will use the power of numbers to tell you what the year has in store for you. Which year would you like to know about? 2008 2009 2010 One moment Madame Delphi is running your numbers and checking with the higher powers (sample result) This is your year to seize the day. Many important opportunities will present themselves and you must work hard to take full advantage of them. Your efforts will not go unnoticed. Take care of projects you have been postponing. By the end of the year, you will feel a great sense of accomplishment.
On your birthday, Sis, just want to remind you that, no matter what, youll always have me . . . and if you can overcome that, you can overcome anything! Happy Birthday!