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Funny Over the Hill eCards

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    1. Getting Old Overture
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      Getting old Getting old Getting old today Count the years Face the truth What’s your body say? Stretch you back Crack your neck How you feel today? Getting old… Getting old today Seen my keys? Ow, my knees! Why’s the print so small? Hard to see Have to pee And that isn’t all – First I’m hot Then I’m cold Now I can’t recall What I said… Oh, the hell with it all… Make a wish! Blow out the candles on your cake and don’t leave anything to chance Cross your legs! Cause when you’re laughing you don’t want to accidently wet your pants. Forget about Calories and carbohydrates -- all the stuff that makes you fat Eat some cake The only clothing you will fit in later will just be your hat. Have a good Have a good Have a good Birthday That is all That is all That I have to say I’ll repeat One more time Therefore, if I may… Have a good Have a good Birthday!
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    2. A Lifetime of Birthday Wishes
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      A Lifetime of Birthday Wishes Teeth and hair. A new bike! Wealth, fame and power! Teeth and hair. May all of your birthday wishes come true.
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    3. Memory Madness Game
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      Another year older? Is age affecting your memory? Find out by playing the Memory Madness Game Take five seconds to study each photo. When your time is up, you’ll have a chance To prove you have the mind Of a twenty-year-old. START! How many tires were visible? A. two B. three C. four What was on the building’s windows? A. paint B. bars C. awning How many women were at the bar? A.two B.three C.four What color was the plate the cake was set on? A. pink B. yellow C. black What color were the traffic lights? A. red B. yellow C. green What was on the floor? A. balloons B. confetti C. streamers What did the monkey have in its mouth? A. a thumb B. a pacifier C. nothing You scored X out of XX I hope you remember to have a happy birthday!
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    4. The Balloon Family Singers
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      You can spend your birthday watching programs on TV, You can take a cruise around the Caribbean Sea, You can blow out candles, have a hundred presents to behold... But no matter what you do, you still are getting old. But no matter what you do, we hope your birthday's big and bold. That still works. Not bad. Nicer is better. Let's just go with that. Happy Birthday!
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    1. Birth Year
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      Things that happened the year you were born. The earth cooled. Dirt was formed, etc. Happy Birthday.
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    2. She Thinks You're Old
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      "Oh, yes, yes, yes, YES!" I asked her if she thought you were old. Happy Birthday, guy.
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    3. At Your Age
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      Celebrate your birthday with a couple of stiff drinks. At your age, your putter and balls are pretty useless anyway.
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    4. Just Sittin' Here
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      Happy Birthday from Both of Us!
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    1. Keep Moving
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      Whatever you decide to do on your birthday . . . just keep moving.
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    2. Still Young
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      HOW OLD? NEVER MIND You may be older than you've ever been before… …but you're also younger than you'll ever be again! So live it up and have a Great Birthday!
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    3. You're a Classic
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      Remember "Hound dog"? Remember "All Shook Up?" Remember "Love me Tender"? WOW! You really are old…but you are a classic. Happy Birthday!
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    4. Old As You Feel
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      They say you are as old as you feel. You feel pretty old to me! Happy Birthday. (Certified old fart.)
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    1. Remember This
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      My memory is so bad? How bad is it?! How bad is what? See what we have to look forward to? Happy Birthday
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    2. Get Fired Up
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      Happy Birthday! All the best to you! Enjoy your birthday to the fullest! May all your dreams come true!
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    3. Priceless!
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      BALLOONS $6.00 CAKE AND ICE CREAM @ 20.00 GAG GIFT $3.98 YOU TURNING (AGE) ...PRICELESS! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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    4. Too Many Candles!
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      I wouldn't say there are too many candles on your birthday cake… I'd say AAARGH! Oh, my God, MY EYES! I CAN'T SEE! It's TOO BRIGHT IN HERE! ON FIRE!!! Someone call the FIRE BRIGADE!! That cake's going to BURN THE HOUSE DOWN! Happy Birthday
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