Today is your birthday, an occasion of joy and glee,
A national holiday it should be...SOON.
I can't think of anywhere I'd rather be
except for here to sing you this nice...TUNE.
You were born...
Long ago...
Long ago. Long ago. Long ago.
Long ago. Long ago. Long ago.
So now, let's get started
it's time for a party
time for a blast
a fine repast
and lots of guests...
It's a birthday, it's a party,
pull your socks up,
time for a blast.
Let's go...get some CAKE!
celebrate...with CAKE!
party hats...and CAKE!
cake...and more CAKE!
It's time to celebrate, have a big piece of cake
It's time to celebrate, have a big piece of cake
Don't count your calories, we've spent our salaries
on fancy birthday presents for you.
La la la la la la, La la la la la la
La la la la la la, La la la la
Don't count your calories, we've spent our salaries
on fancy birthday presents for you.
So we will party
till we have tummy aches
I'll have some ice cream
and lots of cake
I want some cake
I sure like cake...
Oh! Lots oooooooooofff
CAKE!
La la la la la la, La la la la la la
La
LA
LAAAAAAAAH!
To know you is to know somebody special, Someone with a warm and thoughtful way Of making life especially nice for others And adding so much sunshine to each day To know you is to want you to be happy To have your every wish and dream come true. Have a Wonderful Birthday
Getting old Getting old Getting old today Count the years Face the truth Whats your body say? Stretch you back Crack your neck How you feel today? Getting old Getting old today Seen my keys? Ow, my knees! Whys the print so small? Hard to see Have to pee And that isnt all First Im hot Then Im cold Now I cant recall What I said Oh, the hell with it all Make a wish! Blow out the candles on your cake and dont leave anything to chance Cross your legs! Cause when youre laughing you dont want to accidently wet your pants. Forget about Calories and carbohydrates -- all the stuff that makes you fat Eat some cake The only clothing you will fit in later will just be your hat. Have a good Have a good Have a good Birthday That is all That is all That I have to say Ill repeat One more time Therefore, if I may Have a good Have a good Birthday!
Man, I miss Sparky. He was a good dude . . . Match No. 2: Yeah, but he was doing what he loved its better to burn out than fade away . . . With a snap of the fingers, A scuff and a spark, Another year passes, An occasion we mark. We set candles blazin, Its our duty we do, To honor your birth, A day thats special to you. Gonna light the wick, On your bi-i-i-i-rthday! Just a little flick, On your bi-i-i-i-rthday! Add a big, ol kick, On your bi-i-i-i-rthday! We may lose our heads, But its part of the deal, To set ourselves glowin, For the whole b-day spiel. Gonna light the wick, On your bi-i-i-i-rthday! Just a little flick, On your bi-i-i-i-rthday! Add a big, ol kick, On your bi-i-i-i-rthday! Happy Birthday!
It all adds up! Count on the numbers to unlock the secrets the future holds. The numbers know! Please enter the month and date of your birth here and I will use the power of numbers to tell you what the year has in store for you. Which year would you like to know about? 2008 2009 2010 One moment Madame Delphi is running your numbers and checking with the higher powers (sample result) This is your year to seize the day. Many important opportunities will present themselves and you must work hard to take full advantage of them. Your efforts will not go unnoticed. Take care of projects you have been postponing. By the end of the year, you will feel a great sense of accomplishment.
TV shows for old folks.
Shuffling with the Stars.
Greying Anatomy.
Lost . . . again.
The Biggest Snoozer.
Extreme Makeover: Nursing Home Edition.
Decrepit Housewives.
Hope your birthday is a hit.